2 Wheel and 4 Wheel Disharmony
6 August 2008To you sir in the Black Dodge RAM . . . throwing an empty bottle at me whilst I cycle is at odds with the fish on the back of your truck.
To you kind gentleman on the BMX speaking to your friend on your cellphone . . . laughing out loud to your friends about me wearing a helmet seems pointless when you are 5 times the size of the bike you are riding, yet 3 times smaller than the clothes you are wearing.
To the random SUV drivers who seem annoyed that I can ride past them at red lights . . . I’m not mocking you so please avoid trying to squeeze me tighter to the kerb.
To the Harley Rider with the fat back wheel . . . please don’t rev your bike as you pass me as if to express your 2 wheeled dominance, I gladly hail you as King of 2 Wheels. You nearly caused me to shart this morning.
To all of you who give me patience, understanding and a smile . . . thank you for making it all worth while.
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Font Conference
30 July 2008 Posted in Daily | 1 Comment
10 Things You Didn’t Know About Women.
29 July 2008My work means I get to skim through magazines for inspiration etc. Along the way you find some real gems. Esquire had this list of 10 facts. Enjoy
- Women have faster blood flow to the brain than men.
- Women suffer less hearing loss than men.
- The longer a woman’s legs, the less likely she is to develop Alzheimers
- A pueblo Indian Woman divorces her husband by putting his moccasins outside the font door.
- Wearing High Heels can make women better in bed by strengthening their pelvic muscles.
- Women can tell by looking at a man’s face whether or not he like babies.
- The scent of a breast-feeding woman can make other women horny.
- Women are three times more likely than men to attempt suicide but four times less likely to succeed.
- When they do try, at least if they’re Japanese, often they wait til until noon.
- Women are more likely than men to hate the colour orange.
Source: Esquire Aug 2008.
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Ultimate Fishing
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Max Payne
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Best Costume EVER
22 July 2008
Extinct, my ASS! from The Original Joe Fisher on Vimeo.
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The Police Get High
15 July 2008Finding stuff like this is priceless. Well done BBC.
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I Met the Walrus
10 July 2008 Posted in Daily | 1 Comment
Knowing
7 July 2008 Posted in Trailer Park | 3 Comments
The Influence of Niko Bellic
5 July 2008I recently got myself a copy of GTA IV for only $11 with some clever discount vouchers and trade-ins. don’t have much time to actually dive into the Liberty City of late, but when I do I am loving the depth of design that has gone into the game. The vehicle damage, the multiple light sourcing, the AI, it’s all impressive. As long as you skip the cut-scenes that are a little ‘fruity’ than you can just enjoy the solid gameplay. Am I encouraged to live a violent lifestyle by the game? Do I stare out the window contemplating the many crimes I could commit? No.
What I will say is that I find myself in the car slipping into the mentality of some of the game aspects. For instance, in the game if you’re trying to get anywhere quickly and you’re stuck in a taxi you might pull over and steal a much faster mode of transport. I have found myself driving in our delapitated mini-van and seen a much snappier car go buy and for a brief moment thought ‘that will get me there quicker’. I’ve thought ‘as long as I don’t clip that police car with my car it doesn’t matter what speed I fly past him’ or ‘that construction ramp looks promising, have I cleared that stunt yet?’. So all in all I’m no criminal, but I see things a little differently thanks to Niko Bellic.
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